Janet D. Stemwedel of San José State University takes a poetic approach to the responsible conduct of research in her Scientific American blog.
Look at the data!
Just look at it NOW!
I got it to support our ideas
I can match RNA
and DNA too
I can even make
data from proteins come through!
We’ll publish and publish
we’ll write a grant, maybe three!
That’s just how easy faking data can be!